"If you cannot be a poet, be the poem." -David Carradine

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Jack Handy Quote of the Week


"It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to
the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you
spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something."
-Jack Handy

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